I have a job, I create coffee and stuff.
I'm stoked about my classes next term.
I do not have enough money to take classes next term.
That is a problem.
That is why I have a job.
I work with some fucking awesome people.

After a morning of classes that began at 8, along with forgetting my coffee in my room and falling asleep in Poly Sci, some dude drives up next to me in a John Deer and asks, "Is that a Bitter Tea bag? Because that was one of my favorite albums from last year." I want to be his best friend.

I'm goin'. Gonna edju'kate muhself reel nice.

Honestly,

My gage of happiness would improve so much more if I didn't have to spend eight hours a day at this godforsaken bookstore with nothing do do and only a pair of broken reading glasses at my disposal. It would also really help if I could torture the cat and any screaming children that entered the premises.

Thank you

High School?

Check.

hahahahhaha
emily left herself logged into my computer
poop poop poop
and she REALLY likes breakfast burriotos!

<3 frito the bandito

I'm having a hard week.

I asked my mom today if she could hook me up with a fake.
"Why, do you even like drinking?"

Sometimes I can't stop laughing.

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"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That God's name is Abraxas."
-Herman Hesse

Today my boss took multiple hits right beside me while she was giving me instructions on how to transplant marigolds.

I heart spring break.