I broke my pinkie toe today. It really hurts, it's all swollen and it's turned black.

On the other hand, I did watch "Escape From New York" today and it was awesome. Kurt Russell is clearly the love of my life. He works that mullet. And don't even get me started about the skin tight acid wash jeans.

But, still, my toe really fucking hurts.

It's 4:44am and I can't get to sleep. I am supposed to be getting up for work in two hours ( Read more... )

God damn it. Tomorrow is the opening night of the Brisbane International Film Festival and I have the stomach flu.

Recca:


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Party Monster is a terrible, terrible movie but it's worth it for Macaulay Culkin in leiderhosen and eye makeup. This is undoubtedly the best 90 seconds of the whole thing:


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Speculum porn is weird.

I'm going to see The Cure on August 8th. This makes me very happy. Who's with me?

Yep, that's right. Yesterday was my birthday. Please post here and tell me how much you love me.

Thank you.

R

(See, if you don't post here now, I'm gonna look like a real sad fucker. Take pity on me.)

Please don't tell anybody I did a meme. I promise I'll never ever do it again.

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