Shopping at SkyMall, my Five-Mile High Mall,,,

[mysterycow]

So, after eight hours of being led on tours through Wal-Mart, a place I've been nearly every day of my life, I'm still not entirely sure what my job is. You'd think that I'd get, "Here's a box, here's where it goes, go unload it." But NOoooooooo....We played board games and went on scavenger hunts.

"But Marty, that sounds like fun!" You may say, but

Comments

[guardianstalker]

"Your child whines about wanting crayons and a milkshake" -5 CE points

[mysterycow]

A package in your store is suspected of having anthrax. (-5 CP) It is placed in a Black Bucket, and later turns out to be delicious powdered sugar! (+15 CP)

[studio13]

Are you working at Wal-Mart? Dude.