live in denver.bad news.erikah hi.

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I had a good dream that I forgot yesterday.It's kinda like seeing Citizen Kane(or something, a classic movie,..Muppets In Space?)and the getting hit with a bat, then a car.No wait.Well, I mean if all you did was JUST get hurt then nevermind.BUT if you got amnesia, then yeah?I should've just typed that.I could always press backspace, but it's like, ( Read more... )

Why does it say "Event" above this box I'm typing in?

And I mean "Hey so what'd you do this weekend?" "Who me?Nothing".Okay bye.

People that ask "who me?" to something you ask them are dumb.

I think they should make a movie where it's Jesus versus Jason, since he beat Freddy, it's kinda like "so and so gets winner". And it can be called like "The Passion of the Ultimate-est Badass Rad Box Office Cup of All Time-Episode 4".And like, Jason removes his mask, but not to reveal his toxic avenger head, but he removes it, and ends up being ( Read more... )

Ah yes, it is something we all have strong feelings for, whether it be good, or bad, porn is on le brain, so without further ado...
( Roman's Porn Rant )

4 A.M. stuffing my face with limechips.are they healthy for you?probably not.Do I care?no. I have developed a crush on Ally Hilfiger that rivals the one of the Pink Ranger(1995 in tha house).Sure she's stupid, and her dad looks like an extra in Planet of the Apes and he has the kind of child pornography essence to him, I don't know he gives off a ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in awhile, mainly because I was in lameass Denver.Hella lame, I hate family, they are so boring and just..family.now I know that when yo don't update like..EVERY DAY, people(like everyone) immediately remove you(ME) from their friends list, vigilant douchebags.I'm back lovies ( Read more... )