How come everyone is all depressed and hates themselves now? The word "concur" is being used much more than it should be.Chicago is cunt-y.I think I'm gonna make one super-tubular theme song that mixes all the "best" theme songs.Okay, I made it, here goes ( Read more... )

This skunk won't leave, and I think if it doesn't happen soon, there may be a turf war on the horizon.


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I knew this day would creep up so soon.I knew it wouldn't feel special.But I don't see why people should expect their birthday to be awesome or something, so you were born today, big fucking deal? Now I'm not complaining or anything because I "didn't get gifts" or whatever, and I'm sure theres millions of entries out there about some douches ( Read more... )

( Analysis of a Failed Career )

( G.O.D. )

( Here's a mad libs kind of entry with alot of your entries mixed together.If I've alienated any of you, oh well )

Why did the dude that made the alphabet stop at "Z"?Was he murdered before he finished?Was there "other business" he had to attend to?Am I too lazy to really find out?

What age is it old people decide "I'm going to wear sweatsuits the rest of my life" ?

Isn't this a mundane entry?

Possibly the worst idea for a comic book ever...


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Oh Little Red X, Little Red X,why must you torment me?Confuse me.Alarm me!Mock me.Slay me.Arouse me!Oh Little Red X, Little Red X, why must you torment me!?


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