Last night I had a dream Kimya Dawson was a star player for the NHL and I went to one of her games and she made slap shot after slap shot from all around the rink and everyone was cheering and freaking out, including the opposing team.

So I sent her a MySpace message and told her about it.

From: Co-worker who shall remain nameless
07/09/2007

Body: You have huge boobs. But, I can't say it in person cuz I'd feel akward.
[4:09am]

***END***

Today I woke up in a room that is all mine.
Today I woke up with health insurance.

What does this mean?
July is going to be one helluva month.

Hey WaMu ( Read more... )

Literally ( Read more... )

I'm happy.
Really, ridiculously happy.
I've enjoyed Seattle since I've moved, but these past few days have been amazing.
As in, I'm really here, I'm really making a life....

I'm really making a life.

And I can't stop smiling.

I eat cat poop and love sushi and love sticking it in my mouth right after I puked it up. I also love hot sluts who let me fart in their pudding. GOD WTF ( Read more... )

Subtle difference, huh ( Read more... )

Growing Pains is magical.

I've been cursed with insomnia, Alan Thicke is the only one to see me through the night.

Thank god it's on until 6am.

Leaving San Francisco hit me harder then I ever thought it would. I cried from the time I left my apartment to the time we got into a car accident (true) and then cried a little more in the airport ( Read more... )