One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored at work is take advantage of Wikipedia's random article feature. I thoroughly enjoy learning strange and kinda stupid facts, such as the population of Malmo, Nebraska, everything that happened in Canada in 1992 and that Jon Heder served his LDS mission in Japan ( Read more... )

I'm not watching Flashdance tonight.

Some friends and I are having a Kevin Bacon marathon.

I love it. So much.

So after having scary TB cough for two weeks, I have graduated to a full blown cold. I'm nuts on DayQuil right now ( Read more... )

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The shampoo girl just caught some homeless man lurking in the doorway of the salon... masturbating.

I'm glad I'm here all alone tonight doing payroll.

If this day gets anymore awesome I might have to throw myself off the GG Bridge.

Dear Neighbor Pat ( Read more... )

Once again, I've started to experience an ache to move on. It's consuming more and more of my thoughts. Urgency, a daily emotion ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night the next "Big One", the next big, inevitable earthquake to crumble San Francisco, happens on December 18, 2007 ( Read more... )

Everyone needs to get the hell out of the salon right now so I can get myself a goddamn burrito.