Christian Bale as Me in my Biopic

[nailsofdecay]

In my biopic I want Christian Bale to play as me and every sex scene in the film will have a mirror with me looking at my sexy body while im having sex. And every girl in the film will brag about my cock size to britt (played by Heath Ledger), and how good it was for them as opposed to him. This movie will be titled "The Dark Knight"

Comments

[elane_ecstasy]

weird.

[painkiller21]

size does matter, but so does length ;)

[nailsofdecay]

did I say dark knight as the title? I ment "I Am Legend"

[apathyoncanvas]

I'd see that movie

silly boys

[cockrock_fluzee]

I don't even want to know..

[z1z2z3z4z5777]

..golf ball