Social networking sucks. Nobody networks. I feel that people use all these 'status updates' as a way to communicate real feelings and ideas to specific individuals without having to actually address the individuals themselves. It's like a secret mystery game; if the person with whom you'd like to communicate with happens to read these updates, and ( Read more... )

I get the feeling that there's something wrong when you think David Firth cartoons are pretty normal.

As a people, we spend way too much time thinking about having sex with fruit.

"The track 'Mantra' is the slowed-down sound of Maynard James Keenan gently squeezing one of his cats."

via Wikipedia.

I like it when I'm laying on my back, and craning my neck up to see something. Sometimes, it feels like nerves in my neck are shifting or something and I can hear radio stations for a moment, before the noise cresendos into a deafening screech. This is made all the stranger because it is not with my ears that I hear this.

I had an introductory course in marketing somewhere along my college career. This is a conversation that occured between our professor and a non-traditional student ( Read more... )

"Did you hear that instead of punishing Madoff, they're giving him a government job? He's got the right experience to be in charge of the Social Security Administration."

Thanks to everyone who came out for the New Years' Eve bonanza! I hope you all had as much fun as I did, if not more.

MatttJohn and I were up late last night reading history, ( Read more... )

Karlie: I really want to watch a christmas story with my family
Karlie: I dont think they have ever seen it
Barney: Which one?
Karlie: and something about that family kind of reminds me of mine
Karlie: the one with the little kid wanting the gun, and the dad who brings home the manequin leg lamp
Karlie: and the ten year old boys get pink bunny jammies ( Read more... )

There isn't a StumbleUpon toolbar for Google Chrome and I just spent about half a minute clicking the 'Home' button, wondering why it wasn't taking me anywhere.

Sometimes I lay awake at night ( Read more... )