Vu. I think it's a lot easier to experience deja vu when life stays the same. Not entirely the same, that would just bring about thoughts that what you're doing is boring and wrong and should change. But when there's just enough difference in life to keep it almost mildly interesting, deja vu hits hardest. Just now I saw an ad on a website that ( Read more... )

I Google'd 'chainsaw motorcycle bear' and wandered across pictures of the 'bear' kind of gay dudes just as 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six started playing in Winamp.

Q: What did Barney do at work today?

A: Made a giant slip'n'slide and hurled bags of sand (and then himself) down it.

My phone is dead, and I left my charger at home. I'm aware that nobody calls me, but if someone does want to call me, they can't. Don't worry, I'm not dead in some gutter. That's only funny if my mother were to read this, which she won't ( Read more... )

Everyone is itching for "change" and "evolution" and "growing up" and all that. It's kinda creepy.

You know how as you get older and start to forget some of your lesser acquaintances? I feel like that's me. The lesser acquaintance. It's not very fun when you're nearly forgetting about yourself.

I made this:


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A turtle bit me today. On the knee.

If this image doesn't get you to click the cut, I don't know what will.


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From the mouth of the announcer on American Gladiator:

"There was lots of juking and dodging out there."

What the fuck is juking? JOO-KING. FUCKING FUCK. HAHAHAHA.

Goddamn American Gladiator's announcer screening policy.

Guess what? LJ doesn't let you embed flash and crap in it. So I made a thinger on blogspot. SO

Nalphex.Blogspot.Com

There's going to be more flash stuff posted up there as I make it, and probably more entries over there in general. Add it to your bookmarks or whatever. Livejournal was cool, but not cool enough.

Damn it.