THIS FRIDAY SUPER EXCITING TIME AT MY PLACE

You know, if you're a touch odd and maybe like Alice in WonderlandShow up pretty much anytime after 7 pm ish. You might want to bring your own mug (maybe even a teapot if you have one) if you plan on participating in tea-osityness... Otherwise you need only bring something if you're going to be picky ( Read more... )

Another dinner-esque gathering at my house... This time a very merry unbirthday party (if you don't catch the referance, your childhood was probaby deficient). There will be a wide variety of teas, a wide variety of experiments on the peanut butter sandwich front, and other youthful finger foods (like tater tots... Mmmm tater tots. If you have ( Read more... )

So... Glick and I were perusing through Craigslist personals the other day. Me, I'm a partiular fan of the "missed connections" and serious personals. Glick likes the "casual encounters..." Which is how I found this gem:

I'm on the lookout for real pussy. How do you know if your pussy is real ( Read more... )

Chicago (or other not-Madison) folksMy employer's vacation stuff is a touch quirky--which is to say, I have a couple of vacation days that will expire in mid June. I'd like to use this time to visit some of the friends that I have outside of the Madison--my first thought is Chicago people, because I was a little bummed when I wasn't able to get the ( Read more... )

Yesterday I became suddenly acutely and uncomfortably aware that my clothes didn't fit. Now it's no longer just that my jeans have ceased to cup my ass appealing, or that my favorite thigh-highs won't stay up (excuse to buy garter belt!), now my boobs kind of feel like shriveled fruit inside the husk of my bra ( Read more... )

Hey everybody!

I've had a shakey couple of days being crazy/depression-wise and if anyone wanted to do anything tonight so that I don't work myself into mopey that'd be groovy. Promise I'm not crazy unpleasant to be around, just a touch moodswingy and in desire of social distraction. I'm off work at 10... And I have 2, count 'em 2 free Blockbuster ( Read more... )

a) Usually when I get an anonymous package I can at least make guess who it's likely to be from... But this time I'm clueless. So, kindly whomever: thanks ( Read more... )

Every time I attend a social thing ( Read more... )

Who the hell remixes Baba O'Reily? Seriously?

Today at work a friend mentioned that I’m arrogant. Cracked me up because even though a. I can see why she think that and b. it’s totally true, it (as with most declarations of essentialist characteristics) highlights the paradoxes implicit in personality.

Cuz… I’m pretty awesome. I’m brilliant and resourceful and a little cute. I know that.  I ( Read more... )