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Russian non-joke, anyone?
A brick lays under the sun, warms itself. A gaggle of geese flies by. "Hello, brick! Let's fly South!" The brick thought for a while and started smoking a pipe.

Hahahahahaha!

EDIT: And remember, in Soviet Russia, you nonsense to joke!

Crash was successful.
& the discussion was so awesome. (Yay!)

And I just saw Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain sans les sous-titres.
So, I didn't understand what they were saying. I still liked it.

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Today was the first time I have gone to the nurse's office at school. I had a 102.6 temperature. I curled up in one of the beds (with my boots still on) and just wept in that quietly pathetic way. I couldn't fall asleep, so I just stared at the wall for a really long time and shivered uncontrollably. Awesome stuff ( Read more... )

PEOPLE MET ON THE EVE OF NEW YEAR'S EVE
Designer Shoe Warehouse:
Old White Man; Worked At Store. In Late 60s, Early 70s. White Thinning Hair. Friendly, kept glancing over at us after insisting on talking about the special. Eventually came over and asked where we were from. Mom answered Wellesley College. Man continued to talk about how if he went ( Read more... )

HAPPY
CHRISTMA
HANA
RAMADANA
KWANZA
SOLTI
KA(s)!

love

Woooooah new layout much
In other news, reproduction is way too intense for me. Especially the whole part where the woman's lower half ruptures & sprays liquid everywhere, and an alien that looks a lot like a really pale baby flipping tears through her privates. We watched the sex movie today in Human Phys.
I'm going to adopt.

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People are weird.

UUUUUUUUUUUHARGHSJAKJSDHASFFF.So, I can't go to the play tonight. And I can't go to the movies tomorrow ( Read more... )