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( BECAUSE DOUG MELVIN READS MY LIVEJOURNAL AND HAS BEEN BUGGING ME ABOUT MY RECENT LACK OF POSTING )

Ok, that was a whirlwind visit to Milwaukee and back. The whole Uecker Seat Experience was awesome. I drank too much shitty beer, as usual, but there was a big difference between this trip to Miller Park and all previous ones: I spent $20 on food and beer! Whoah, better pinch those pennies, New York boy. As much as I like the chorizo (in a ( Read more... )

Saw Bruce on VH-1 Storytellers tonite. One of the songs, I don't know the title, is kind of set in the world of Jesus Christ, biblical times ya know. Bruce talks about how Jesus maybe coulda just opened up a tavern, have Mary Magdalene tend bar while he manages, and he could do his preaching on the weekends ( Read more... )

Randy Johnson just won his 300th game. Go Big Unit! Now the men with microphones and word processors ask: "will there ever be another 300 game winner?" They talk about pitch counts, and the five-man rotation, and all that stuff ( Read more... )

I believe I dug 13.9554 cubic feet of dirt out of 10 cylindrical holes today. Ever done that? You learn about new muscles when you dig like that. You have to use a "post hole digger". I think the Modern Machines were once described as "post-Hole/Digger". We were. Anyway, what I'm saying is I'd be happy to build any of you a patio or a fence, ( Read more... )

Hey Milwaukee friends, my plans to visit the best city in the world are thus ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm back in Wisconsin, currently in Baldwin WI, where my parents live, at my parents' house. First off, the weather is beautiful here. The air is so light and breezy, the sky blue, warm in the sun, cool in the shade. Great start! So, what with all the spare time, I'm gonna catch you all up with what I've been getting myself into lately ( Read more... )

SACRIFICE BUNTS: EXPECTED RUNS VS. ONE RUN ( Read more... )

GEORGE TILLER RIP ( Read more... )