5.

[naturewill]

When you start seeing advertisements for flatulent Santa ringtones, you know the holiday has gone too far. Jesus christ.

On the other hand, I do have a goddamn delightful new rug for the office, which is where you'll find me until the new year. And Edwina, thank you for the presents -- but, uh, you sure about this card? It won't shut up.

Comments

Noah

[redheartedqueen]

I had to unfortunantly rip the speaker out of my card and smash it. It never stops once you open it. She is politely trying to drive us all insane.

So you want to meet up soon so I can play you some pretty harp music?

Vegas.

[naturewill]

Never?

[...]

Alright, tossing this thing out. Anyway. Harp all ready to get handed over? It survived the Christmass madness?

Noah

[redheartedqueen]

Goldie survived in one piece, yeah. I'll bring her by today since I'm not doing anything...other than avoiding people that want to beat me for joking about eloping.

Vegas.

[naturewill]

Yeah, I saw that.

Catch you then, babe. I'll meet you outside.

[hareish]

[superiffic]

!!!

[superiffic]

You threw away a rug??

[naturewill]

I'd kill him if he threw away this particular one.

[gingeredwitch]

[superiffic]

I know!

[gingeredwitch]

[superiffic]

I made sure they were pointy so you could discipline Dave!

[kissthehook]

Glad you like the rug.

[naturewill]

Do they happen to make floor coverings out of crocodiles?

[superiffic]

Oh! Aren't its dulcet tones soothing!

[naturewill]

Uh, to a point.

[superiffic]

I know! The man at the shop especially told me they were long lasting! right up until Valentine's day!

[naturewill]

Are you fucking kidding m
EDWINA

Valentine's?
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[Pause. He's taken a moment to calm himself. And find a place to dispose of the card.]

Okay.