10. the wolf is amused, against his better judgement.

[naturewill]

[After Murdock's post.]

Huh. Did Murdock finally succeed in his quest to turn the compendiums into a speed dating service while I wasn't looking? One manly piece of stud meat? Smokin' hot like a pop tart? The look? Jesus, you guys. Perry, man, think we've gotta look out for sudden women being thrown in our direction. Like curveballs with curves.

Comments

[rubythrone]

[The penmanship is shaky. Miles is terribly amused, and it's hard to laugh and write at the same time.]

I saw the 'hot like a pop tart' bit, but manly piece of stud meat? Who said that?

[naturewill]

Never fucking believe me if I said.

[whitebreadbrown]

help help cannot breathe

[naturewill]

Glad you're amused, chickie.

[ticktocktavi]

Scuse me, but you just called women curveballs with curves and you're the one being objectified? Downgrade.

[boughdidbreak]

I can't imagine an hourglass curveball would be very aerodynamic, either.

[ticktocktavi]

The lady raises an excellent point.

[naturewill]

Tit for tat.

[ichaboding]

[naturewill]

Can't decide whether to crack up laughing every time I think about it, or be traumatised over the fact that one of my buddies said it to sell me off.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Girls love puppies. Straight up fact, right there.

[naturewill]

You work in a kennel to learn that, Raub?

[xwhatbigteethx]

Nah, got that nugget from an in-depth analysis of the women themselves.

Turns out they might like to tug on a little pup's leash, but they really want to go home with the wild beast.

[naturewill]

I am so fucking sick of these metaphors, I can't even say.