11. the librarian takes the night off.

[naturewill]

Not on duty tonight

problems are your fucking own for now

even if tale leprechauns fly over from England and rain gold in the streets of NY and kick your asses in a brawl-----

Cope.

Comments

[ticktocktavi]

...do you usually get Tales running to you for guidance?

[naturewill]

got a teenager asking for life advice and another one asking me to make sensitive calls on her behalf and another one pestering me about his fuckin nonexistent band and

yeah, happens.

[ticktocktavi]

Ouch. How'd you get strongarmed into that job, anyway?

[naturewill]

Fuckin beats me. Short answer: magic? The powers that be just kinda decided it. Old librarian died, new compendiums start comin to me, got a talking-to from Anser, new responsibilities, kinda fucked up my year.

who knows, Patricia kicks the bucket, tale roulette might pick you

[kellyfixit]

raining gold could be rather painful and damaging to the neocortex!

[naturewill]

so true. which is why you're not telling me about it, if it happens.

[kellyfixit]

you seem to have a veritable loose manner with these capital letters, young man.

i am sternly waggling a finger.

[naturewill]

Bite me.

[aesops_horse]

C'mon, Noah, give credit where it's due - the Aesopians have got to be the least troublesome group, compared with the Moderns, the Arabics and the Europeans. I mean, at least there are no serial killers here, right? And as far as I can tell, no pedophiles, prostitutes or billy goats to smash up the place.

[naturewill]

Got serial killers once upon a time if you really want to know

not today though, don't think

[antigrasshopper]

Tell me you are in LA.

[naturewill]

Should I be?

[hip_hopper]

Dude.

Leprechauns would be totally

radical.

[naturewill]

is one way to describe it.