CNN.com analysis of the cnn/gallup poll results ( Read more... )

So the principal of a LI high school cancelled the school prom, citing "financial decadence" as the reason he did it ( Read more... )

Fact:

99.9% of all girls who claim to be a "Princess" are not, in fact, princesses.

99.9% of those girls are, in fact, bratty snobs who have little else to do but gush about themselves.

Save humanity. Destroy the princess moniker.

i made a facebook group for my school called "Jesus was probably a cool guy to drink with, but I won't, like, worship him, or anything". It's self explanatory, has a picture of Buddy Christ, a description that's funny, etc. etc.

This dude sees it, obviously a zealot, and messages me this:
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I have declared a public declaration of my intentions in this short essay.

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/08/04/bus.shooting/index.htmlRead more... )

Sunny side up in the morning

Peace lay awake in the crib

Daddy's not gonna come back tomorrow

Mommy's gonna cry till then

Shiny boots and ironed shirt

Lingering peck on the front porch

Kiss baby on the cheek

And big wide smile to remember

Cuz, Daddy's not gonna come back tomorrow

But maybe someday...

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The Iraq Infectiona strange bacterial infection is infecting troops serving in Iraq, a mysterious bacteria that seems to be coming from Iraq's soil itself. the disease is spread by shrapnel or other methods of dirt entering the bloodstream, and can be carried on the skin without infecting the host... and it is relatively contagious. and the kicker ( Read more... )

I posted this on the Zug forums, it got good reviews ( Read more... )

Dissonant God (9:36:51 PM): i got a bottle of everclear from new jersey. im going to breathe fire with it.
Brendan (9:38:18 PM): that's such a bad idea
Dissonant God (9:40:34 PM): i know, this is why i want everyone i know what im doing so they dont get surprised if i immolate myself.
Brendan (9:41:13 PM): dumbass :-)

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