Yes. Well. You remember all my... horse trouble ( Read more... )

Someone buy me some winshield wiper fluid? I think my winged steed is leaking it out again. Eru damn it all. At this point, he's really just held together with duct tape. It's hard to be an impressive fucking minion of the dark lord when you have to constantly excuse yourself to put the horse's lower jaw back onto his skull. Not to mention the ( Read more... )

Only a week or so left till Mordocon! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Wooo! Only a few weeks left to Mordocon, the big Anime Convention in, well, Mordor! I CAN'T WAIT!! Seven and I are going, and One said he'd like to come along to harass all the young girls in skimpy outfits keep us company ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone. Well, it's been quite some time since I posted, eh? You see... I'm so very bored. There's nothing going on, so there's nothing to post. There are only so many places I can go without a reliable steed. The Mordor Transportation Authority is about as unreliable as you can get, and people don't quite take a wraith on a winged bicycle ( Read more... )

i've been trying to use my old horse while i shop around for a new one, but things aren't going so well... he tends to fly into walls. And then just... blink, and fall. The airbags deployed the other day, nearly knocked me unconscious ( Read more... )

Hmm. I feel like doing something...

Who has the Ring these days? I should probably be harassing the ringbearer...

Bad news.

The guys at the shop told me my steed was 'totaled.' -sigh.- He apparently keeps walking into the wall. It'd cost more to fix him than it would to buy a new one.

FUCK. I need new wheelshooves. So far, all i can do is ride my winged bicycle. Mmm... shit.

Hey, Sauron-old-buddy. Can I get a raise?

Hmm. I think I underestimated the extent to which this place would disturb me.

The crazier one of Elrond's sons is hitting his head against the wall.
There's a party, complete with champagne, hot tub, and flavored body paint.
Seven's back! But she's a girl again! And One is a chick too and kind of unhappy about it...!
Why was Nine in China?That ( Read more... )

Things are slow in this corner of Mordor. Honestly, these days, it's all i can do to find an orc to disembowel.. though last week there was a lovely one who happened to pass by... left his entrails wrapped around a flagpole, from which i'd draped his scoured skin as a banner. What can I say, boredom does funny things to my head ( Read more... )