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[nazgul3]

Hmm. I feel like doing something...

Who has the Ring these days? I should probably be harassing the ringbearer...

Comments

[sockpuppets]

It isn't us.

Nope.

No way.

Um...gee

[frodo_junior]

Dunno...haven't seen it...can't be us or anything...

SAMMY GET THAT FUCKING RING OFF YOUR FINGER!!!!!

Uh...heh heh...

Faster Pete!

Re: Um...gee

[samwise_jr]

Okay, okay, calm down. I'm just making sure you don't put it in your mouth or something.

And geez, don't worry about the Nazgul. It's just a robe in a tiara. Uncle Pippin says just hit it with a stick, stuff it into a washing machine, and hit "Permanent Press."

great idea

[frodo_junior]

Do you see any washing machines around here, dork?

Gimme. Gimme!

*takes, tucks back in pocket*

I did?

[peregrin_took]

What the fuck was I thinking? I mean, yeah, just hit it with a stick...and then run away and let Aragorn set it on fire. Or let Arwen Elrond hit them with a river.

Um....you little fuckers kids gonna be okay?