I think Elisha has more of an influence on me than I care to let on. Anyhow, this new girl I'm trying to talk to wasn't at work when I went in there, so I asked her friend a few general questions so I could be prepared. Big Mistake! Now the friend thinks I was hitting on her! She's a nice girl and everything, but she's filthy! I don't mean she ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know it's childish and immature, but if you've been keeping up, it's been a while. The only reason I'm even putting this in a post, is because this was a girl I've been trying to sleep with for about 4 years now. It's kind of like graduating for me. You put all this work in, and year after year, you keep pushing, even when you feel like ( Read more... )

Some of you I hardly know at all, but you friended me and I thank you ( Read more... )

So I've been away for a bit. I thought it would be nice to take my father into Philly for some shopping on Sunday. Sadly he was sick, so I decided to go anyway and bring back his present. Fuck Philadelphia police! I get pulled over near Market street. They say my car resembled the one used in a hit & run earlier that day. I told them I'd just got ( Read more... )

I just wanted to tell you all how much I appreciate you listening to my mindless dribble. I don't update or comment as much as I'd like, but when I do, those of you who read my journal are quite helpful and accepting. (I'm looking in your general direction.....you know who I mean..)

But thank you all.

I'd like to speak to you today about a very real condition commonly referred to as "the itis". The itis is a disease perpetrated by the white government to keep black folks lazy and uninspired. They brilliantly tell black folk to "take a day off from working. Go ahead, we'll still pay you. Enjoy a nice BBQ with your black greedy family." So like ( Read more... )

Last night was wild. I'm just getting back home. God I'm glad I'm off today. Work sux. I'm going to go pass out now, I may ramble again once I'm coherent.

I guess it's my turn. I make 3 statements, and you have to guess which one is a lie.

1) I've seen my mother naked.

2) I've seen my teacher naked.

3) I've seen my co-worker naked.

P.S. I'm not really proud of any of them.

If you haven't seen this movie I highly recommend it. Oreobarnie talked me into seeing it, and I was pleasantly surprised. From the trailers I saw, I thought it'd be a b&w dick tracey type of movie. It was more like Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. I still don't understand te beginning of the movie, but by the end of it, I didn't even care. :) Next ( Read more... )

I took a nap earlier, so now I can't sleep. I'll probably be late for work tomorrow. truthinboots got me talking a lot more than I have been, so many of you on my friends list will be getting some not-so-good advice ( Read more... )