Voicemail

[need_no_moon]

"Jacob here. I obviously can't pick up right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you."

... beep...

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[puppywithatutu]

[From here]

"Um, excuse you? Making animal noises at me is so never going to be the way to get in my pants, you hairy jerk! Let's be a little more mature next time, 'kay?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[need_no_moon]

[Went this way]

[vanillajello]

[From here!]

"What the fuck is a trebuchet and why are you c-- Wait, there were monkeyponies? again? That better be a joke."

[need_no_moon]

[Over here]

[dabblinginbitch]

[from here!]

"I'm a what spawn? Excuse me? I think you need to cut the crack out of your diet, and I pity the idiot who's moderately involved with your sorry, deranged ass."

[need_no_moon]

[Flew over there]

[svetocha_blooms]

[From here]

"I think we need to date before you can dump me. Sorry about that."

[whateverknight]

(From here)

"You must have the wrong number. I'm not going to have sex with you."