After several hours of stares from hundreds of passers-by, Norway realises that the bruises on his thigh are awkward.

They look very, very awkward.

For of an observer, it probably looks as though a very frisky octopus was not willing to let go of his thigh. And, oh, how it must have loved his thigh.

Norway is not happy about this.

He glares ( Read more... )

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The problem with linen sheets is the colour white. The colour white shows stains and smears of dirt long before the sheets begin to smell like the user. And eventually stink like the user.

Of course it is another thing if the pillow smells like its owner-in the morning when Norway wakes up to the scent of dirty hair, and a whiff of what might be ( Read more... )

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This is the box of voices for Olav who is also known as and really is the Kingdom of Norway.

This is not the box of voices for the Kingdom of Denmark-Norway. Call Joen, the sovereign state, with yer comlaints about taxes.

Den ya can't leave any messages after this beeping.
BEEP