To the Student Body of Eupheme:

While this past semester presented a splendid percentile of students with top-notch academic performance, this institute of learning has been crafted not only to promote intellectual growth, but also moral and social growth, as any good school is. Acting in loco parentis as I and the other administrative figures ( Read more... )

Slipped under people's doors or found in their mailboxes (depending where they live) is now a personalized, handwritten party invitation, written on a piece of paper looking about a quarter of the size of a usual 8.5 x 11 inch sheet and bordering with ink drawings of small gnome-like people bearing balloons. Everything is done just carefully enough ( Read more... )

"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

"When you come back, if you're included in this list you are expected to be at the preliminary Pippin rehearsal on Monday afternoon, pronto. We have a limited timeframe; thanks to your stellar auditions I have no fear that we can work everything out in a month's time, but it does require everyone's firm commitment. ( Read more... )

President:
Jane Austen

Vice President:
Eliza Phelp

Secretary/Treasurer:
Beatrix Potter

Sports Representative:
Geoffrey Monmouth Arthur

Student Body Representative:
Victor Hugo

AUDITION RESULTS
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST

John/Ernest Worthing - Victor Hugo
Algernon Moncrieff - James Joyce
Rev. Chasuble - Niccolò Machiavelli
Lane/Merriman (two parts) - Geoffrey Monmouth Arthur
Lady Bracknell - Edith Jones
Hon. Gwendolen Fairfax - Jane Austen
Miss Cecily Cardew - Beatrix Potter
Miss Laetitia Prism - Charlotte Brontë ( Read more... )

Let 'x' equal all quantities of x.
Let 'x' equal "Beatrix".
Let 'y' equal all quantities of y.
Let 'y' equal mathmatical ability.
Let 'z' equal all quantities of 'z'
Let 'z' equal "Jamie".
Let 'yx' equal "Beatrix's mathmatical ability".
Let 'yz' equal "Jamie's mathmatical ability".

If yx>yz, you should vote Beatrix for Secretary/Treasurer on the ( Read more... )

(OOC: Aside from the following announcement posted around campus, every member of the senior class recieves a personal invitation to the party in the mail. I can describe the packaging in detail if anyone's interested. I'm too lazy to spam you as much as Edith would ( Read more... )

I have decided that in addition to taking a crack at the soccer team and the first fall play, I still can't possibly have enough on my plate, therefore I am running for Student Body Representative- for the past few days I have had some posters up, though so far I have seen very little competition so I don't know who else is running. While some may ( Read more... )

(OOC: It's supposed to be anonymous, by the way.)


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Meinen Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, ladies and gentlemen:

There is going to be a costume party at Geoff Arthur’s abode, hosted by yours truly, on Thursday, the 3rd of August, beginning at 9:30 in the eveningCome as whatever and whomever you please, although the people I have spoken to so far have tended to imply that they will be ( Read more... )