Yes, I downloaded Scarlet's Walk by Tori Amos. It's a fucking amazing album. Don't fucking judge me!

So... yeah... fuck resilience training. It's just stewart smalley fucking pop psychology, with just enough common sense to make it as inane as possible ( Read more... )

Too angry to sleep. Stupid fucking useless goddamn shitbag inlaws.

I'm on a fierce Motion City Soundtrack... partially because it was playing all last weekend partially because it fits my mood. I'm getting on with things. It makes a little more sense everyday. By the time I get back to work it'll be an afterthought, and that sounds promising to me right now. The giggle worthy amusement:I still have my Fanfic ( Read more... )

Ok, so I remembered my password after.... fuck I'm going to have to check, but now I can assault Lunar-Chaotic and Spacehussy at my leisure.

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Tried Carmel... Failed... *sigh* hardball is a bitch.

The first rule of cooking: Never plate anything you wouldn't serve to someone you were trying to fuck.

tomorrow: Chicken in Mop Sauce. Recipe to follow

Ok, I never update the journal, but I did find a use for it, so expect to actually READ something here. Basically what happened was Nikki's incessant love of Food Network had me thinking 'I could try that!' and so the past week or two I've just been trying whatever I could think up in the kitchen... think Iron Chef minus the skill, the tools, or ( Read more... )

I get promoted in a month
I'm drunk
Our Daughter's name will be Mara Jade
My sister is Jealous
You're an asshole for having not called me
I'm terrified
I fucking love the Army
Yeah, you should've fucked me when you had the chance.
I am REALLY drunk. Pink Vodka makes you woozy.

To those who hadn't heard:

I'm gonna be a Daddy. First prenatal appointment is tomorrow. Wish us luck!

ATTENTION IDIOTS:

THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE 'RADICAL RIGHT WING'. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A RIGHT WINGER TO BE A RADICAL. RADICALS ARE LIIIIBERRRALLLSSS!!!!!!!!

Conservatives are reactionaries. Get it right morons.

*Twitch twitch*

Heard it one too many times this week. Sorry. Carry on.