Point of Order:

FCC needs to nail Burger King for that Hand Job thing in their latest commercial. What the fuck?

See you guys on the 24th. Off to play with the greenie beanies.

http://www.youtube.com/v/UPiFhjCxXpk

Sarah SIlverman

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So if a horrible nuclear accident involving rubberbands and vodka were to mystically merge the worst aspects of my sister and I, we'd become Sarah Silverman.

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Wow I fucking hate Night shift.

I'm almost sure no one reads this shit anymore. Any less than 4 responses and I delete my LJ.

Okay. So here is a concise list of the elements running through my story:
My Sister and I
My Sister
Me
Balance
God's roll in the world
Indifference
Hatred
Genocide
God's true purpose
power mongering
fear
retribution
blood

I like it so far. w00t

OMFGZ! WEIRD AL AT THE PX! I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Too bad my copy's going to Dave

My sould is crying out in anguish for the sweet release of death. Dead or Alive... the movie... that I'd been waiting for... I just saw the trailer... zomg They ruined it. That's it. The whole DOA franchise is dead to me.