I had to do "Thursday Night" closing usher stuff tonight. We're losing Diary of a Mad Black Woman and gaining Miss Congeniality 2. I did every bit of my closing stuff and finished at the amazing time of 11:45! It's impressive to finish by midnight, much less 15 minutes before. That's my fastest time ever and I think it's quite impressive ( Read more... )

Felt energetic tonight, probably because last night was the first time in four days I got over 5 hours of sleep. Exercised off the first half of my energy (I never thought I'd be able to do so many push ups considering how big I am ( Read more... )

From SomethingAwful ( Read more... )

Quick mad props to Chris for listening to Wolfsheim ( Read more... )

Wes: In case you didn't know, Donnie Jeffcoat was the other, much faggier, host (in addition to Anette Chavez and that redhead chick).

My old diet, 88 ounces of Mountain Dew a day (at worst):


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Ed: pwned. Yes, technically I was a Pepsi head, but coke head sounds more dramatic. Also, thanks for letting me borrow your iPod to listen to Gaffigan, it was hilarious. Hooot Pocket ( Read more... )

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Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
You'll balloon up to triple your weight after several months spent following a diet-book typo that told you to eat 16,000 calories a day.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
It's true that the best-laid plans of mice and men go oft awry, but the mutant rodents in the sewers beneath your home have been planning your death for

UPDATE 1-14-05!!! (update in italics)
Mood - Tired as fuck
Music - Darling Violetta - Angel Theme
Hey everyone! Guess what? We lost passes! I don't give a fuck, I'm still seeing Elektra for free tomorrow. Because I can do whatever I want. At least I think ( Read more... )

Ed, I charge a flat fee of $5,000 per appearance to appear in dreams, visions, drug induced hallucinations, portents, electronic voice phenomenon and the like. I'll send you an invoice ( Read more... )