SO. We're thinking about getting the old KO back on the road to full, unadulturated, pulsing stardom... Actually, fuck that, we're going to build ourselves a new road, because the other is so fucking ugly. Like a road-traffic accident. Innocent until proven guilty.

Me and Ults are wanting a place to perform the new musical utopia. One of you is ( Read more... )

JONES ( Read more... )

Neon's been busy ( Read more... )

Fucking.... See, now, this is WHY you should never go soft. Because stuff like this - fucking life - always stabs you in the face if you're not biting it's hand off. You should all listen to the Lady Neon: believe that she knows what's best after all, yeah ( Read more... )

Reckon I've broken my tongue!!

We in the wars, us. Too right.

RIGHT, stuff this up your granny for a barrel of soldiers, I'VE HAD A FUCKING NUFF OF THIS, YEAH?

Going to have to do something about it, aren't I? Tried being the human, but it's just not in my nature, is it?

Start running.

RIGHT YOU BEIGE PIG-DOGS.

I've been in Berlin for reasons you don't need to know about and would probably explode your head anyway. And I come back.... I come back to find... this THING. This plain, boring, smiling, kind, indie-loving ALIEN wearing dungarees and a fishing hat- God, I'm going to be sick....

Explanations. Now. I know where you all live

God, the world is dull and rubbish when the law takes your knives off you ( Read more... )

I've always found life a bit tedious - full of unoriginal wankers getting excited about stupid little things because their favourite band says it's 'in' or whatever - but this is getting beyond a joke, now ( Read more... )

I'm really bored. Bloody Ultra has pissed off YET AGAIN and I have no one to play with ( Read more... )