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Omg, it's the apocalypse!
I have 15 minutes to write this quick update, so the spelling... it might not be so good. Here are my woes: I have to go to work early tonight, I have to walk all the way there and I will probably get more overtime in the morning. Here is the reason why: SNOW! Omg, so much snow!
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Super Speedy Update
Here in the grand land of Portland Oregon, the first snow has fallen and ice coats the roads. This means, of course, that nearly half of my co-workers didn't show up for work this morning. I worked three hours of over-time at the wonderful wage of $20.37 Ah, time and a half, how I love thee. The Tax Man will take a good chunk of that money, but ( Read more... ) -
Ernie Update
Two days ago, I was ready and willing to give up on Ernie. I wanted to take him to the Humane Society and let them find new owners for him. I could not get him to stop biting me, the floor or the furniture. I was so angry and frustrated that I sat on the floor and cried and cried while the pooch munched on my foot. I've never hated an animal ( Read more... ) -
I'm back and bitching (again).
The bad news first: My Steve Kitty is gone. He just stopped showing up all at once. There have been a lot of missing cat posters around the apartment complex lately, so either there's a mad catnapper out there or (more likely) management had all the uncollared cats rounded up and taken away. Wherever Steve Kitty is, I hope all is well.
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Would you like cheese to go with that?
I'm going to whine for a bit. Hope you don't mind.
Work has given me the body of an old woman before my time. Don't get me worng, I'm still the hotness in a mini skirt and racerback top, but everthing hurts. My back is in agony everytime I move. I walk with a limp and have forgotten what high heels look like. The pinky knuckle on my left hand ( Read more... ) -
Birthdays and Music
My favorite G’Asian Homie is turning 21 later this week and I’m thrilled. I want to take her to strip clubs and she wants to take me to dance clubs. We both want to get drunk out of our minds. I just can’t express how happy this makes me. Dancing! Booze! Naked boobies! Hopefully we can both get a Friday night off from work and make it happen soon. ( Read more... ) -
Harry Potter Ficlet
Because I have a sickness...
Suddenly I Want to Kiss You
Dodging fellow witches and wizards as he made his way to the back of the Leaky Cauldron, Harry Potter noticed the subtle differences that had been made to the wizarding world. Everything seemed to sparkle a little more. The slight layer of dust that had clung to the Leaky Cauldron was no ( Read more... )
