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[neverplays]

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sudden thought: Hit-Girl meets The Nightwatcher...

[night_watching]

Heard that myself. Yeah. Pretty damn crazy.

;-; dunno who that is!

[neverplays]

Crazy's perfectly normal here. Must mean what's normal is crazy?

Um, in the latest Ninja Turtles Movie, Raph is a masked vigilante called Nightwatcher XD

[night_watching]

Sure, pal. Never been much for normal.

sdjfhasl sorry. ;; I know who Ralph is though!

[neverplays]

Yeah. I mean, usually I'd keep you for pet.

Where did you come from? Chinatown?

[not_so_smooth]

I was dead here for a while.

[neverplays]

What was it like?

[not_so_smooth]

No heartbeat, didn't need to breath or eat. Was kind of fun in ways, actually.

Nooot that I'm advocating being dead, because I'm not. Don't do dead.

[neverplays]

You could do all the important parts of being alive, right? Thinking, walking, moving, talking. That's what matters.

No one's going to kill me.

[bufferprincess]

They don't look like they're dead.

[neverplays]

I know that, already! They walk, talk, and think. I think that's alive enough.

[bufferprincess]

Why do you think it's crazy then?

[neverplays]

It sounds crazy. You know, for someone who's used to dead people staying dead.

[sword_boy]

HI~ I'm one of those dead people!

[neverplays]

Is it that exciting being dead?

[sword_boy]

Well, I can't come back to life, so why not?

[neverplays]

I kind of like your attitude.

video;

[decade_of_rot]

Yeah. In different variations of dead, too.

video; 1/2

[neverplays]

Baked, Roasted, Pan-fried, and raw?

Looks like you got a heavy case of pink-eye there, dude.

video; 2/2

[neverplays]

Pan-fried variety?

video;

[decade_of_rot]

It's a little stronger than pink-eye. But at least it's not contagious.

I guess I would be the unlisted decaying variety.