pills and thrills and ky jelly ( Read more... )

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Let me begin this entry by saying that everyone is too good to read this. Eh ehm.... Disclaimer aside I shall disclose my ridicalus finding.

An excerpt from an Underoath song [Young and Aspiring] (the whinny new band) is ( Read more... )

I guess that there was something beneath the surface. I guess sometimes things are rarely as they seem. I guess glasses, baldness, and fatty fat fat. I guess who! Victory is shunted by an overwhelming tiredness that can only be described as unnaturally induced. I don't even know what shunted means or how it should probably be used. You said ( Read more... )

3 makes company for 2 so thanks to all the number 1s out there. 4 makes for a less awkward situation but anything more than 2 and sometimes 1 can be pretty weird. dogs don't count either. they make me clean carpets and talk like a little girl and they stink a lot of the time. but do you remember when it was 35? (that figure is still not ( Read more... )

This morning on the drive to work I just so happened to see a truck driver picking his teeth with a lottery ticket. Now, I don't play the lottery, but that's just because I don't every carry cash. It was green and looked like money, the card that is. That probably doesn't narrow it down much because many of them surely look like legal tender, ( Read more... )

blogarific. isn't it obvious that that which has been revealed is no longer hidden by things left unsaid inside the heads lined up against a wall board without a name. blogarism. sees my face and laughs out loud but shit balls is its name-o. billowhogsmatinginthecoldseason. perfomance stress relief to increase efficiency. no more tasteless ( Read more... )

its time to bust this shit in again like silicone sin ( Read more... )

mother nature ( Read more... )

This is probably my favorite song of all time!

But, Jason, I think you already knew that.

NEXT TIME: My favorite color.