To do over the next three - five days ( Read more... )

Aaaaaand just realized there is no way to write a description of two people discussing how to slurp raw oysters without it sounding dirty and inappropriate. Especially when it's an adult teaching a child how to eat it. Great. Gutter mind, you're terrible ( Read more... )

Hi thar blog post: http://goldfishdontbounce.wordpress.com/2014/01/31/stupid-things-politicians-say-which-is-kind-of-everything-so-well-have-to-narrow-it-down/

Sign of a bad morning/gonna be a long day:

Put shirt on backwards. Which has a v neck. And don't notice for five minutes.

And then take it off to adjust and put it back on...backwards.

Yep.

Oh wow. So there's this after hours event thing at Chatham every so often called Spit Reel that's run by the undergrad Creative Writing club. People can submit pieces of writing and they choose something like three readers to present their work. I submitted something just for shits and giggles, not thinking anything more about it. It's a silly ( Read more... )

This is a piece that I did for my creative writing class. The prompt was to write about a situation where we feel/felt invalidated and dismissed. I wrote about being bi. It's kind of long and a collection of connected vignettes more than anything. I'd really love to have feedback, though. For rizzle.

( “Look, all I’m saying is that I don’t believe for a minute she really wants to fuck women.” )

So Rich's crazy charity plans for this year is just to support Extra Life in an attempt to raise 10k. He's still doing his madcap personal challenges as incentives for people to donate. As he already raised over $500 this month, he has to wear muttonchops all next month, and eat sushi, which he hates (and I love so I'm very happy about this one). ( Read more... )

New blog post (already!) in response to the whole Steubenville rapist being released yesterday: http://goldfishdontbounce.wordpress.com/2014/01/06/sympathy-for-the-devil/Read more... )

And blog is live. My resolution is to write at least once a week, so we'll see how that goes. But here's a link if anyone is interested.

http://goldfishdontbounce.wordpress.com/

Had the worst time getting to sleep last night.

Possibly because this happened:


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