new years restitutions 2007

[nicey_nicey]

oh boy oh wowee, i thought up a lot of things i want to do in 2007, i wrote them all down on a post-it note and stuck it to my bedpan, because doctors say to remind yourself by putting up reminders in a place i go to first thing in the morning. so, here guys, what do you think

Comments

[king_of_mods]

you cant sell howard! he's got a beard now.

[silverhorseshoe]

Handgliding? What is this nonsensical jibber-jabber? Whatever handgliding is, I'll not be party to it, and certainly not with you, Fossil. Now hang-gliding, on the other hand... I'll have to see if Yeah? and Berry are up to a bit of an adventure once the weather warms up. The last time I went hang-gliding in January my moustache developed an unsightly collection of icicles.

I knew I shouldn't have returned your feedleash to you for Christmas. Damn my heart, softened by all those carols and eggnog!

[nicey_nicey]

oh bainbridge, sorry, it was a slip of the tongue. i'm not sure what i heard. i overheard some teenagers discussing handgliding, i am pretty certain of that. anyway, can i touch your mustasche???? just for A MINUTE????? late christmas pressie?

did i mention i have some FILM to develop?? wanna come with me? i think that we would have FUN! we could take a horse drawn carriage, and get pickle flavored gelato, and tie women's swimwear around our heads! LIKE OLD TIMES, BAINBRIDGE

[silverhorseshoe]

You will not be allowed to touch my moustache until you learn to spell the word properly. And since that will be never, then I think it's safe to say there's not a whore's chance in heaven of you touching it. Ha!

And have you been into that special goat food again? I dare say you're hallucinating. I only like cherry-lavender gelato, I prefer women's swimwear around women's ankles, and if there are horses around I'll be the one riding the beast, not sitting in the carriage like a gentry gone to pasture.

[not_a_preacher]

Interesting list, Fossil. I might take a tip from you and draw up my own. I feel like I need to re-focus myself and all that clap-trap.

Leave off number 5 though, eh? I don't think you should risk breeding.

[scissor_gypsy]

What? You're gonna sell me? I don't think so, Fossil. Not on my watch.

[mmmbaileys]

who's tony the prawn

[king_of_mods]

bad news prawn from the zoo days. he'll tear your heart out with his eyes, that one.