I've been thinking again about Samantha and Christian's lovely wedding in early March, and some words of wisdom I gave to a few young men. At the reception, I passed on my secret to Christian's young son Jaden: Women are the most incredible creatures on earth. Worship them.

When Taylor Handley wrote about the bachelor party and wedding, he said, " ( Read more... )

No, John, I just don't have a maddhott new little boytoy to gush over. I do approve of your choice, however; I admire a mind weird enough to come up with songs like Smells Like Nirvana and The Saga Begins. And yes, I will vote for the two of you for Couple No One Wants To Think About Having Sex ( Read more... )

The good news: Woody Harrelson, the second most gorgeous drag queen I know, is here, and has already proven himself to be more than a one-post wonder.

The bad news: George got voted off American Idol this week. America, you blew it again, letting him get away so soon. Fuckers.

In other news: it's time for nominations for the must_be_rawr awards. You all know ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, young John! Cerveza all around!

On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write down your favorite line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line. Then, have your friends comment and see if they know the songs.

( Hit Me With Your Best Shot )

The Lakers start the semi-finals tomorrow (well, later today, now) against the Spurs. American Idol is down to five and I'll be going both days this week. My wonderful co-Oscar winner helenhunt has arrived.

And we have another meme:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never ( Read more... )

My thanks to everyone who left me birthday wishes, here and elsewhere. Your kind thoughts mean more to me than my reputation will allow me to say. I would respond individually but I'm still far too hungover.

Today I am 67 years old. It's not one of those milestone years that people get scared about like 65 or 70, and I'm just going to spend the day -- hell, the week! -- having a good time.

Wish this old man happy, give me birthday kisses, buy me a drink, just don't let me feel alone today.

And that's why I haven't been around so much this week. The Lakers won their first playoff game yesterday, of course ( Read more... )

Sounds like we'll have quite a group at Idol tonight, then on to the Lakers game. I'll be ready for my hot tub after that. You are all invited there, too; ladies, don't bother with bathing suits. Gentlemen, they're optional for you ( Read more... )