It's too bad it's not a Friday, but Tuesday the 13th will still be a good day for a progressive party. First it will be the American Idol taping, then the Lakers game, then who knows, but I'm sure we'll think of something. I'm hoping that Christian & Samantha (& the kids, if they want to) will come, and John & Caro (John, don't you need to get back ( Read more... )

I fully admit that I am not totally current with today's linguistic custom, so I ask all of you.

Poll How "bad" a word is fag?

A new friend of mine, peyton_manning, is looking to meet some nice available ladies. He's the quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts football team, and a really good guy, smart, funny, and with a slight accent from growing up in Louisiana. Go say hello to him, welcome him to LJ and all that.

__milakunis__, if you're out there lurking around reading this, get your cute little ass back here! And if you got hacked, I'll kick their ass for you.

EDIT: The Lakers lost today, no doubt because Mila wasn't there.

Crossposted from must_be_porn, where I think none of my friends are. The question was Which 5 celebrities would you most want to have sex with. Many people included an extra list "if I was a woman" or that sort of thing. I'll take 10 rather than 5, sure!

in no particular order...

~ Liz Phair - because a woman who loves sex that much must be incredible in bed ( Read more... )

Yes, I am shamelessly stealing both ideas and code from John and Dom Monaghan (Mr. Monaghan, I will gladly make payment to you in cigars, beer, tea, whatever you prefer) for my layout. However, as you can see, I don't have all the necessary computer science skills and John is off probably boinking his wife and there's no else I know well enough (or ( Read more... )

John Rhys-Davies reports that he's at LAX, waiting for the next leg of his trip home to the Isle of Man (which is somewhere in Britain, I know that much ( Read more... )

My latest film, Something's Gotta Give, is now available on DVD and VHS. The luscious Amanda Peet also stars in it, as does the incredibly talented Diane Keaton (why isn't she here, dammit?!), who won for her work in it a Golden Globe, a Golden Satellite, a National Board of Review award, and was nominated for Oscar, SAG and Broadcast Film Critics ( Read more... )

Get a fucking haircut. Or at least put it in cornrows. If you're trying to fight off your pretty boy image, that 'do ain't doin it.

On Wednesday, Craig Parker gifted me with a blender. I put it to good (yes, John, GOOD; what kind of a monster do you think I am?) use right away. Some people who weren't there in person to see me cook have asked that I post the transcript of my show. It is rated PG, but elves take special caution; all the elves in the room left. I am not sure why ( Read more... )