Like, woah. As they say. Someone has bought me two months of paid account. Please, let me know who you are so I can kiss you senseless to say thank you. Even if you are George Lucas ( Read more... )

It's all about the breasts. Tonight I will be attending an event where I will be watching 14 breasts bounce around a stage singing and dancing. The breasts are attached to some lovely young women, all of whom have nice to kickass singing voices. John will be in attendance also, so we can whisper to each other during the annoying host and judges' ( Read more... )

And thus, I've been going to their games. It is what I do. One of the things I do ;) But with driving to the Staples Center, watching the shootaround and catching up with friends, then the game, then catching up with friends, then getting out of the parking lot, then getting home. By then it's pretty goddamn late. They've been winning and are ( Read more... )

Sunday's What a Pair! benefit concert (to benefit breasts, one of my favorite causes) was wonderful. Many lovely and talented women with beautiful voices and beautiful breasts (no wardrobe malfunctions unfortunately). My friend Deb Gibson sang with Kimberley Locke, who I must say promoted the cause especially well in a pink (the color of breast ( Read more... )

All Hail to the King: stephen__king has returned to grace us with his magnificence! And there was much rejoicing!

Yes, that's the kind of pair I mean. Breasts. I love breasts, and I love the women attached to them, so I want to help save as many as possible. I'll be attending the What a Pair concert at UCLA Sunday night to benefit breast cancer research. The whole concert will be pairs of women singing duets -- a fine concept, don't you think? My good friend ( Read more... )

John, I'm gonna get you for this! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to the ravings of j_rhysdavies, I not only watched American Idol tonight, I even voted a few times. Later this week I'll be sprouting wool and baa-ing, I'm sure of it ( Read more... )

http://www.rathergood.com My kind of sick crazy bastards, making strange little flash movies set to music, like Viking kittens & puppies singing "Gay Bar" (with the actual Electric Six track). Thanks, John, for the link.

Christian and Samantha have now tied the knot. Hitched. Caught by the parson's mousetrap ( Read more... )

And you know that's saying something, coming from me. Too bad he probably won't ever have another one. Now I've got to get some shuteye before the wedding. Yet another good reason for wearing sunglasses.