I love fruit cocktail. Absolutely love it. The veritable cornucopia of fruit tastes always makes me giddy with delight whenever I eat it. The very sight of this concoction makes me drool. But there is one long standing issue that I have with fruit cocktail that mars this otherwise perfect snack ( Read more... )

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I don't know why, but I think this is one of the funniest things on the planet. Clips #2 and #5 are my favorites.

So perhaps you all can tell me if I was in the right by doing this. Even though I suspect it was very, VERY wrong. Allow me to explain ( Read more... )

So here I sit at the computer, staring at a rubber band that has managed to bend itself into a shape that resembles testicles and a very stubby penis. And I'm wondering, how did my brain get so demented that I'm seeing genitalia in an otherwise innocent office supply? I guess that's a question best left to the philosophers ( Read more... )

I never realized how much I needed the internet to stay sane until now. First time I've had access to it for almost a week now. I am at peace again ( Read more... )

So I just spent three hours outside, in the snow, and bitter biting wind, wearing just my thin flippy pants and a sleeveless t-shirt, doing back flips for a cheesy ninja movie I'm in. And you know what? It was fucking worth it. Because I got to do backflips in a ninja movie! Hells yeah ( Read more... )

So my boss here at Chena evidentely is a big Trogdor fan. I figured this out by seeing him wearing a Trogdor t-shirt around the other day. So I ask him about it, and after much discussion about Homestar Runner, he informs me that when he fires people (which happens often out here) he refers to it as 'Burninating the Peasants ( Read more... )

I am so fucking pissed off right now. I can't fucking stop shaking. It's quite a slap in the face when a person you consider a friend sees you as nothing but a unreliable flake. No, she fucking DEFINES you as an unreliable flake. Jesus fucking christ, here I am thinking I'm changing for the better, and she keeps dragging my face through shit i'm ( Read more... )

So here goes ( Read more... )

It's my birthday! My buh-buh-buh birthday ( Read more... )