The good ( Read more... )

The 26th rapidly approaches...

16 days...

17 days...

I got it.

I am now the proud owner of Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook! It's so cool, I kicked my mom right in the face. I love ninjas with all my body, including my pee-pee!

Get this book.

Or failing that, go check out www.realultimatepower.net

I'm done.

It is a sad day in the world today. My 'evil.' hat is officially gone. I lost it sometime last night and was unable to recover it.

I would like a moment of silence for my dearly departed headgear...

I just hope it has gone to a better place. Like Uma Thurman's back pocket. I will miss you, my friend.

So I have changed my name. I am now Hiro Saito, 11 Year-Old Snowboarder Extreme!!! At least that's what the ski lift pass on my coat says. And I can't go against the will of the ski lift pass...

Is it a bad thing that I'm adopting the habits of a ninja without realizing I'm doing so? Once in a while, I keep catching myself doing things that, while cool, aren't things that I should need in my everyday life. I walk up stairs on the edges so I don't make them squeak. I avoid any well lit areas. I know the lethality of every item in my pocket ( Read more... )

So I'm in the middle of my third week here at Chena Hot Springs and, I shit you not, they are already training me to be the Front Desk Manager. Hopefully that'll mean a significant pay raise which will get me that much closer to more DJ equipment ( Read more... )

It has been a fuckin' whirlwind month. Almost none of it good. I very nearly killed myself at the beginning of January. I just woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and didn't recognize myself at all. I couldn't attach any sort of identity to who was staring back at me, and it freaked me out. I spent two days in the darkness of my apartment ( Read more... )