When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but ( Read more... )

Let me tell you, the emergency room is not a great place to spend Valentine's day. Or the day before Valentine's day. Or the day after. Or every day for the next week.

Fuck me.

this is a repost from a fuckin myspace blog, but still, it's pretty intense so it's worth copying and pasting ( Read more... )

It's not that I'm not satisfied with my life. And it's not really that I'm not having a good time- I definitely am. I'm close with my friends and family and shit's coming together I guess, plus I have my whole life ahead of me. But I can't help but want more. I don't mean more friends or more parties, it's almost like that's what is getting at me. ( Read more... )

If new years eve and new years day are previews of the following year, then I will surely be dying or in prison before I'm 20.

Man, I just don't even know anymore. It seems like more than ever before I really have stopped giving a fuck. About anything.

So midterms start this Monday for me, and I haven't been studying or doing much homework. I figured that college would be just like high school and middle school and elementary school- really fun and really easy. So far it has been more fun and more easy than I imagined, but we'll see how that goes after I get my grades back. Sigma who?

Sched# Course Title
06543 CHIN101 Elementary Chinese I DAILY 1200 - 1250 AH-3117
07873 COMM103 Oral Communication F 1300 - 1350 ENS-280
27381 POL S101 Intro Am Pol Global Persp MW 1400 - 1450 ENS-280
52323 RWS100 Rhetoric Written Argument MWF 1100 - 1150 ( Read more... )

Bad vibes are the worst. But sometimes. They are the best.

Prom was clearly the best dance I ever went to where I didn't actually attend the dance, as well as the first. But either way it was a night of laughs, screams, giggles, tears, car crashes, palm fronds, fettucine and drugs. And I couldn't possibly have gone with a better date, unless I took myself.