I would just like to say that I made a better Perez Hilton than he does. Carlotta was a blast.

Posts of greater substance coming soon.

Until the philosophy
Which holds one race superior
and another inferior
Is finally and permanently
Discredited and abandoned,
Everywhere is WAR.

Until there's no longer
First-class and Second-class
Citizens of any nation.
Until the color of a man's skin
Is of no more significance
Than the color of his eyes,
I've got to say WAR.

Until the basic Human Rights
Are ( Read more... )

I have decided that until I:

• Get a Job offer
• Have another interview
• Want to kill myself

I am not shaving my face.

Already it's annoying the piss out of me, which I hope will give me greater incentive to actually find a job.

But really, I don't know how people grow out beards. It's all itchy.

So wish me luck.

I just thought that everyone should see this before they die.

I've Got a Crush... on Obama.

You're into border security,
Let's break this border between you and me.
Universal health care reform...
It makes me warm.

lol!

So. Today, my very soon to be landlady called me with some interesting news.

Rita: "Michael, um,  the apartment we had assigned to you is going to require new carpet. The only problem is that getting new carpet is going to take a few months."
Me: "Um, I'm kind of on a time frame here, Ms. Rita. Is there anyway to speed this up?"
Rita: "No, not really ( Read more... )

I'm moving in with Marystasia today! If you feel like helping out, please don't hesitate to give me a call!

Then, tomorrow is grad...

Let the Best Summer Ever begin!

When one is skippin' school, one has the time to learn lots of interesting things about the world. For example, I now know that I share a birthday with the following famous individuals:

• Joseph McCarthy
• Boutros Boutros-Ghali
• HM King Hussein I of Jordan
• HRH Charles, Prince of Wales
• Dominique de Villepin

Well, I got the results back from the Civil Service test:

I made an 87.

Rock on!

Now, all I need to do is graduate and get a real job and become a functioning member of society.

Or maybe just two out of the three?

            As stated in this article, the elected representatives of the citizens of the United States have begun the steps necessary to seriously call into question the actions of President Bush with regards to the war in Iraq. As a voting, tax-paying citizen of the US, I applaud the efforts of these courageous legislators in analyzing one of the ( Read more... )

It's V. Day once again.

Time for all of you coupled folks to shit all over yourselves trying to be romantic and whatnot.

But, to all the single and fabulous people on my friends list, I present my suitably pink Anti-Valentine cocktail:

1 pt. vodka
1 pt. White Cran-Strawberry Juice
Splash of Crystal Light Rasberry Lemonade

Now, down your cocktail (and ( Read more... )