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[nocbit04]

make up is so fun. I made carly wear my turquoise eyeshadow and really thick black eyeliner to ibar when we all went out. it was hot

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[azul]

spiderpussy is the best name ever...

[gregkash]

Try being a pornstar.

[nocbit04]

god damn you.

[gregkash]

Does it or does it not satisfy the requirements?

[nocbit04]

"and please don't tell me to be a porn star."

[dramallama]

whatever happened to that bartending license?

[nocbit04]

nothing. I get really excited about something for like a week and then I'm over it and on to the next thing. I think I have ADD

[dramallama]

haha. well wat im saying is thats a perfect job for you. first of all ur around alcohol the whole time, thats a plus. you meet a million people. ur super hot so u know ull have guys giving u mad tips or w/e and thats for ur shopping. im sure depending on the bar u could netime u felt like it, get up and dance on it. bring a camera, make it a theme to put pictures up on the back of the bar. and theres always those late night last call guys that im sure ull want, and theyll want u, so rite after work u go to their place and bammmm theres ur sexual activity. make it a bar in ny and u got all of ur desires. now all u need is a bartending license....... o wait u got one! theres the job for u!

xo

[failing_success]

i like the pornstar idea but another way to live the rock star life is to own a club! all the glamour and none of the public eye!

[swtkisses]

"find jeans that fit...eternal mission from hell"
yeah, i know how that feels