( The hearing... hadn't gone well. )

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( So, the good news: there was only ONE Wraith hive ship coming to take over the Earth. The bad news: it was a superpowerful hive. )

( Jack had been back at work for less than two weeks before everything went all to hell. )

Jack set a box of his things down on the deck of the Homer and sighed. He needed to go back. Sure, the leave have been fun while it lasted, but now it was just him being lazy. And his sense of responsibility -- since when did he have one of THOSE? -- was really starting to bug him. An entire planet counting on him, yadda yadda yadda, he really ( Read more... )

Jack slowly regained consciousness. "Where... Where am I?" he asked.

( Ba'al's face swam into his field of vision with a smirk. )

When Jack stepped out into the rain, it took him a few seconds to process exactly what was going on ( Read more... )

Jack woke up with a hangover and rolled out of bed. His boxers had twisted themselves around and bunched themselves up uncomfortably during the night, and it was while straightening them out that he discovered certain... changes. "Oh, for crying out loud ( Read more... )

( The guy who blew up Ra )

Jack set up a chair on the Homer's deck -- in the back, where there was a roof over him to keep off the rain. He cracked a brewski, tossed a fishing line into the water, and laid back with his eyes closed. Ahhh, this was the life -- and he hadn't even left the dock yet ( Read more... )