I heart painting on Sunday afternoons.

This song is making me crazy! It is an earworm of epic proportions. It won't go away! Watch this. Try not to focus on Antony, the strange fellow singing. Just listen.

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KEE-YAH! PUNCH IN THE STOMACH CITY ( Read more... )

I've decided that I will finally take my rightful place amongst the famous female poets. You are perhaps familiar with Mrs. Parker?

The days will rally, wreathing ( Read more... )

Yay more freelance projects comin' my way Malone gonna get PAID, son!

It's full of secrets!

Alright...the hell with this weather. When the frigid, booze-laden breath of winter finally began to waft over us last year, I'll admit that I was the first to be delighted. But this is beyond ridiculous. If it is going to be this freaking cold, I want AT LEAST 6 inches of snow and/or another Ice Apocalypse. This temperature without any ( Read more... )

May I just say for the record that my friends rock my balls off?! Yesterday Erin and Josh presented me with a lovely round black table for my bedroom and a gigantic stereo, complete with a clicker for my lazy ass. I love them love them freaking love them! This finally inspired me to get off my tuckus and clean my room. I bagged up a buttload of ( Read more... )

Grocery List ( Read more... )

What's Your Dream Job?

My Result: President


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The pile on my desk grows every single moment I am here...sometimes even when I'm not! I think it has become self aware finally. It may just be my imagination, but I'm pretty sure it growls menacingly when I ignore it. As I am doing now ( Read more... )