Between the time I put an "Out of Order" sign on the bathroom stall door and when I returned with a plunger, some fuckwit took a giant steaming shit. He was actually locked in the stall when I got there. Now, instead of having to plunge a toilet with a nice little bit of gently floating tissue paper, there is a noxious pile of unflushable retard ( Read more... )

Academics: Are there any citation analysis tools you are particularly fond of?

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I was catching up with some podcasts, and on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, the celebrity guest was Leonard Nimoy. He told a story about how he was at a political function of some sort; Obama spotted him and flashed Nimoy the Vulcan hand salute.

...Obama then grabbed a Lirpa and attacked!


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Hey all! I'll be temporarily deleting this journal while I'm sending out resumes. Someone at some point must have linked this journal to my real name, so "nom_de_grr" pops up in a google search for [actual identity ( Read more... )

My Collection Development textbook just used the term "sexploitation," without a hint of irony. That's library science for you, folks!

Also, I would like to reiterate: BOOGERS ARE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.

God, people can be so gross, and the library is the nexus of it all.

Hey guy,

The thing about picking your nose while you're in your car is, you just never know who's watching. Sure, you might think you're invisible, but you're totally not. I saw you digging for oysters while dropping off library books at our drive-thru chute, and you know, I'm just not going to be the one to check 'em in ( Read more... )

There is a woman in my neighborhood who walks around with what one can only call a wizard staff. You never see her without it. Walking the poodle? Wizard staff. Washing the car? Wizard staff.

Hey, look at my new gay nazi unicorn tattoo!


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