BURNS. BURNS BURNS BURNS.

GAH. NUNS. NUUUUUUUUUNS. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!

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VERGIL. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

Attention, assholes:

The owner of Devil May Cry is not on the property so stay the fuck out of my shop. Violators of this will be shot repeatedly in the head, and fed to the giant three-headed dog out back. KTHXPLZDIE.

- Dante Sparda
Owner and Operator of Devil May Cry

EDIT: Fuck it. I'm going back. HELL NO, NO ONE IS TAKING MY SHIT. Vergil? ( Read more... )

That damn tower.

VERGIL!

Au revoir, brother dear! So long! Saiyonara! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! And, lastly, toodles, scoochie smoochie face.

Now, with that out of the way, what to do? I'm feeling a good deal better, so I guess...Meh. I guess I can take over Operation: nurse Sparda and Eva back to health. Have I mentioned how much I don't ( Read more... )

That scream of rage you heard? That would be me. Pay no attention to the naked, screaming mad, snotty half-demon that may be streaking down a street near you. Thanks.

DEATH TO THEM ALL.

INSULT MY HOT POCKETS, HUH?

WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

NOTE: IF ANYONE ELSE SHOWS UP AT DMC? BULLET + YOUR HEAD = HAPPY DANTE. KTHXPLZDIE.

...Some people need to be shot in the head. Repeatedly. Until they die. Really.

And, now for something completely different, I still feel like shit. Can't breathe out of my nose at all, can't taste anything, my head's pounding, I can't keep ANYTHING down, I'm running this high ass fever...Let's see...Oh, yeah. I think I left a lung on the ( Read more... )

Dear cold bug,

It is not appreciated that you jumped on me at this particular moment in time. Kindly go drown yourself in whatever that shit was that I coughed up, 'cause that was fuckin' nasty. I feel like shit, and it's all your fault. There's a beer, a bowl of soup with crackers, and a bed with my name on it, and you're not invited. ( Read more... )

All these people running around talking about killing themselves. Cowards, man. That's the easy way out. Whatever. I don't get it.

Going out for a bit, if anyone was stopping by. Things to do. Yeah.

Hey, I'm gonna be without a connection until Friday, which means my boys will be unavailable until then. However, if from Friday onward you'd like to do a scene with any of them, then feel free to leave a comment. Kay. Sorry to everyone who's going to see this more than once.