As interesting as it is, I didn't take a music degree so I could write about Franz bloody Kafka >:(

One down, one to go (by 4pm). No problem.

Amazon.co.uk recommends "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Arranging and Orchestration"

Thanks a lot, bastards :(

Is anyone going to Waterstone's in Watford tonight for the Deathly Hallows release?

On the advice of my doctor I paid a long-overdue trip to the loony bin a while ago, where they decided I have bipolar disorder. This certainly explains a thing or two, at least to me. I wouldn't have said anything about this but people are starting to ask me why I can't drink very much or very often (regular alcohol consumption, in conjunction with ( Read more... )

Someone left a quiche in the oven overnight. Not even on a baking tray, just left in the bottom, and it looked like a scab when I discovered it this morning. Bizarre, no ( Read more... )

I had the following email forwarded to me this morning:

The Government have recently passed laws in the UK to try and suppress live music ( Read more... )

There's a guy at Sussex called Garth Twa.

GARTH TWA.

Isn't that fantastic, kids?

( Dry bastard )

Take part in what is surely the most comprehensive survey of its kind ever undertaken. I am referring, of course, to Piss Log 2007.


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Otherwise known as a very hairy chip that AT bought last night.


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