Right now the history channel is showing Planet of the Apes. Do they know something that I don't?

Toniht was the last night I'll reallt be able to get drunk (which I did, obvosly) without being caled an "alcholic." Tomoor the fambly come in and then I graduate, and then other stuff happens. It was fun while it lasted. Yaaay.

The sun is coming up as I'm about to go to sleep. You'd think that would mean I'd had a crazy night, but really it was rather tame.

Tonight was a decent night I suppose. I mean, I drank for a bit, but I'm only slightly buzzed right now, and I didn't really feel like I had any good experiences with the ladies tonight (despite rockin' the Johnny Cash all black look, quite well I might add), until I was talking to a girl online who I've known for awhile now and I saw at a bar ( Read more... )

It's like 37 degrees out tonight. I was legitimately cold walking home from the bar. Goddamn.

Done with college and very drunk. What a great feeling.

I just essentially got paid $0.50 to drink three beers. I really should have started dating a bartender a long time ago.

So it turns out that when I say, "Yeah I don't think I'm going to drink much tonight," what I'm actually saying is "I'm getting completely drunk tonight."

Today was an odd sort of day, a day without any real downs - despite one less than pleasurable conversation, though it wasn't really bad per se - but with a good number of ups, so really I'm ( Read more... )

I like to make jokes about being an alcoholic. Does that make me an alcoholic?

Oh, and by the way, poptarts fucking rule.

Well that certainly went by quickly.