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[not_a_bumblebee]

Has anyones seen Squishies?! He finallies lets go of me lasts night and den cames back to bed, but I wokes up ands I can'ts finds him anyswhere! Dids I do someting to makes him mad? I don'ts remember!

Comments

[immasuperhero]

Will you calm down? It's just an octopus, geeeeeeez.

[not_a_bumblebee]

Justs an octospus? JUSTS AN OCTOSPUS?! Hows coulds you say dat?! He is yous son!

[immasuperhero]

Pfft. That thing was my son as much as my sweat socks.

[monarch_the]

So don't understand why you're upset about this.

[not_a_bumblebee]

Whys I upsets by dis? Why wouldn'ts I be upsets by dis?! He coulds has... fallens in a trap or-or gots eaten or-!

ISE NEEDS TO CHECKS DE SPIKE PITS!

[monarch_the]

It's the spawn of Lupin's mutated octopus monster phase! Hell, I think we'd all be HAPPIER if it were dead!

[not_a_bumblebee]

WHY? Why woulds everysbody be happiers?! He didn'ts so anyting wrong! He didn'ts go crazies ands tries to eats people. He justs ates candies ands try to makes friends. Why is dat wrong?!

[not_a_bumblebee]

How de hells cans I calms down?! He never leaves like dis before! Someting wrongs...