One Snowflake Day I stuck razors in the bite-sized wieners to ruin Cleo's party. I regretted it afterwards though. It was a horrible thing to do. Hopefully nobody died.
I also put goat's blood on the door jam, slashed their tires, put itching powder into their eyepatches, eurinated in their punch, put laxatives in the tacos, and released a cougar into the house.
Needless to say, it's a good thing that homeless angel that looked like Mandy Moore came along and taught me the true meaning of Snowflake Day! Because that isn't even half of what I was planning on doing.
Dood Toki, why don't ya jest like, write a song in Norwegian? Then maybe ya won't have anymore trouble tryin to find the words ya ain't knowin. It ain't gahta rhyme. Like, ya know how, sometimes, poems don't rhyme? Yea, like that.
Fifty pizzas? Naht that I've seen. Did ya check the kitchen?
...Now I want pizza. If ya don't find em, we should order some more. Pepperoni. Extra cheese. And like.. a sausage one.
Naht all songs an' good stuff like that have rhymes in them. Ya can make it say anything ya want dood, it ain't gahta rhyme.
Anchovy? Uck. Alright fine. Ya never had pineapple, dood? That's jest crazy! Get a bacon and pineapple one! I guess they ain't gonna have pineapples in Norway or nothin, so I could see that.
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Sheesh.
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Anyway, you can just buys the psicologicul validashins.
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Needless to say, it's a good thing that homeless angel that looked like Mandy Moore came along and taught me the true meaning of Snowflake Day! Because that isn't even half of what I was planning on doing.
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Was that of any help? I think I'd like your song once it's finished much more than that Crews fellow's little ditty.
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Also, there's like websites where they rhyme stuff for you.
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Rap just ain't my thang.
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Fifty pizzas? Naht that I've seen. Did ya check the kitchen?
...Now I want pizza. If ya don't find em, we should order some more. Pepperoni. Extra cheese. And like.. a sausage one.
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Poems that doesn't rhyme? Then how is that poems?
I wants anchovy too! And maybe one with the pinesapple, I never had one of those.
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Naht all songs an' good stuff like that have rhymes in them. Ya can make it say anything ya want dood, it ain't gahta rhyme.
Anchovy? Uck. Alright fine. Ya never had pineapple, dood? That's jest crazy! Get a bacon and pineapple one! I guess they ain't gonna have pineapples in Norway or nothin, so I could see that.
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Well I thought that's what is poetry, when the words is rhymings.
Is good! Very salty.
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