[Special Assault Filter]Having much experience in this area, I must throw out an option. If this is not a curse, then this is a classic case of Biological Warfare. Symptoms some people are experiencing are very similar to gases and diseases that are spread through terrorist bombs and equipment. I suggest that the matter be looked in to. To ( Read more... )

I'm not an idiot. Why are you leaving? Actions like this are the cause of war. Let's compromise!!

[a sigh]

I don't understand. Why did she get mad when I offered to cook instead of going out to eat? Wouldn't it be cheaper that way? Conservation of money is key to a relationship.

[ooc; Playing dating games. And failing. ;_;]

Chidori. I require your assistance but please do not panic. It will only cause more problems. I require your hands, some hot water, and some bandages.

[ooc; The shrapnel in the stomach from earlier in the series. Yeah.]

Sagara Sousuke, fully reporting for duty. If there are any specific missions, please refer them to me.

[private to Chidori]

Chidori. I wish for your assistance. How do I "properly" react in this type of situation? How should I respond?

Dude, this is like....so not cool. Whoever stashed these weapons away needs to learn to take a chill pill.

Hey man, where's my bodacious babe? Food is needed. Chop chop. I want to hit the waves tonight.

Mistress mine, where are you roaming ( Read more... )

Extermination complete. Mission time: 15:31. Mission success.

What's this....?

Ah.

[a pause with a ticking sound]

CHIDORI, GET DOWN!

[sound of a package being thrown, grenade pin being pulled, then ending in an explosion]

[ooc; Got a bomb delivered to him by a child which was from Johan. Used a grenade to explode the bomb and ungracefully tackled Chidori]

As many of you may have noticed, the elections for Warden is soon. I, Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, am running for that spot. I resigned as head of the police force for many reasons, one of them being so I could run for this position in a non biased manner ( Read more... )

( Private//Hackable )