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[not_benjamin]

This summer has been quiet and too warm, and also really boring, except for the times that I've seen people from school. My parents decided last week to take Jules on a tour of the UK so I've got the house all to myself for a while but not having them around just makes the quiet worse, if you can believe it

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[e_rosier]

So cast a cooling charm, Fenwick.

[not_benjamin]

Have you forgotten that we can't do magic outside of school?

[e_rosier]

We can do some stuff, like Apparating since we are 17 now.

[not_benjamin]

But not cooling charms.

Apparating is hardly the same.

[merry_avery]

I can come visit you if you want. My father has confiscated my Lawn Hamlet.

[not_benjamin]

Why would he do a thing like that?

[merry_avery]

My mother's lawn ornaments didn't like it.

[not_benjamin]

That's really a shame. Where are they now? Hamlet and, err, company, I mean?

[social_graces]

Oh Benjy, you poor darling! I know exactly how you feel- Arles in unbearably hot right now. I only wish that the clans would take off and leave the villa to me, if only for a day, so you are a lucky little one.

[not_benjamin]

I'm really sorry you're not having the greatest time, I guess it must be awfully crowded with everyone's families there? If you're going to be there all summer, I might be around next month, if you'd like to go and do something.

[beyond_praise]

i told you it was hot.

[not_benjamin]

Too hot.

Is she still upset with you?

[beyond_praise]

i am not speaking to her.

[lesserprewett]

Mr Fabian Prewett inquires as to whether there is room within the incredibly hectic schedule of one Mr Benjamin Fenwick.

[not_benjamin]

Mr Benjy Fenwick would like to reply in the affirmative.

[lesserprewett]

Mr Fabian Prewett acknowledges the correction and wishes to inquire whether that empty space in the schedule of Mr Benjy Fenwick could be filled by his presence.

[not_benjamin]

Again, Mr Benjy Fenwick has the pleasure of replying in the affirmative.